Natuke tõsielulist huumorit!

Nimelt lisas mind eile õhtul keegi msni; ütlesin talle paar sõna - vaikus. Blokkisin ära, kuid jätsin igaksjuhuks listist kustutamata. Täna märkasin ühtäkki, et too tegelane taas msnis, võtsin bloki maha ja mõtlesin, et annaks "viimase võimaluse". Ja selline see viimane võimalus välja nägi...

ps1: ärge võtke mu teksti tõsiselt, see oligi huumoriga/lollitades mõeldud, ehkki kuni u poole tekstini arvasin, et tegu on päris inimesega;
ps2: linkidel pole ilmselt soovitav klikkida, kuid jätsin teksti nii nagu ta oli. Smailid pole kahjuks näha, - nende asemel säilisid salvestatud rtf-failis üksnes tühjad kohad. Lõpuread on muuseas pärit Shakespeare'i Romeost & Julast, kuidagi sobisid siia; iial ei saa nad ju kokku:D
ps3: tekst kopitud rtf-failist, mille salvestasin arvutisse, kujundus-algne-rtf-font läks blogisse kopides kaduma, seega muutsin nimede värvi hallikamaks, et oleks lihtsam lugeda.

Enjoy!:)


s i l v e r . ütleb (0:18):
tere!?
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:19):
hey, hows it going?
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:19):
who are you, if I may ask?

SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:19):
i'm 20/f your a male right?
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:19):
but fine, thank's for asking
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:20):
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:20):
I have no idea!

SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:20):
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:21):
no, not with "strangers"
sorry
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:21):
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:22):
well, yea, sorry to disappoint you, but I'm really not interested in that kind of things.
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:22):
suit yourself... ur prob a virgin anyways... peace!
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:22):

SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:22):
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:23):
no, actually not.
why should I?
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:23):
Ok go to http://www.smallu.net/bz9s accept the invite on the page baby
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:23):
it's like: if I'd be a virgin, then I would most likely agree to that, isn't it!?
no, I'm not clicking it
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:23):
sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:24):
but nice try.
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:24):
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:24):
copy-paste text?
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:24):
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:26):
ok, let's try to ensure you're not some kind of virus or a machine:
so I ask a simple question: is taxi a car?

SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:26):
ok.. i'm not a machine.. R u? lol what are we playing terminator roles?? lol
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:26):
yes, in fact I am
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:26):
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:26):
how come your answer was so quick and I never see you typing your messages?
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:27):
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:27):
probably never
that's not going to happen I'm afraid.
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:27):
u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:28):
k you in yet babe??
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:28):
are you listening to me?
say: aaa!
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:28):
k
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:28):
so, say it.. so I could be sure you're a person.
not "k", but "aaa".
at least one a.
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:28):
hey, hows it going?
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:29):
you already asked that
I said: fine, thanks.
and you?
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:29):
i'm 20/f your a male right?
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:29):
ok, I'm talking to a machine, indeed.
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:29):
ok.. i'm not a machine.. R u? lol what are we playing terminator roles?? lol
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:29):
but what if I was not a male but a female?
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:30):
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:30):
you never know these days where you end up, you know
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:30):
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:30):
yea, it's a computer alright. at least I/we had some fun.
bye, and bye indeed
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:30):
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:31):
Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.smallu.net/bngp just accept my cam invite.. Its Fast and easy.. we'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take care
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:31):
are you still not a machine?
then say: aaa! can you do that?
it's should be a simple task, though
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:32):
ok.. i'm not a machine.. R u? lol what are we playing terminator roles?? lol
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:32):
you are a machine, cause it's the exact sentece
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:32):
ok.. i'm not a machine.. R u? lol what are we playing terminator roles?? lol
s i l v e r . ütleb (0:34):
okay...
good night, good night. parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say 'good night' till it be tomorrow.

but sorry, there's no tomorrow for you, cause I'm not actually "dating" viruses or computers
SanoraTopia7547@hotmail.com ütleb (0:34):
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?



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olukorrale lisab tegelikult iroonilisust asjaolu, et
a) küsimusele "hey, hows it going?" andes vastust "but fine, thank's for asking" oli mul pigem vastupidine meeleolu;
b) msnis oli näha, et parasjagu kuulasin Lily Alleni laulu "Everything's just Wonderful", mille tegelik sisu on risti vastupidine laulu pealkirjale ja sõnu:

Oh yes, I'm fine
Everything's just wonderful,
I'm having the time of my life...

tuleb võtta sulaselge irooniana.

Kuid kes ütles, et viirused on halvad? Minul läks tuju vestluse lõpuks igaljuhul lakke!


Siit ka lõpetuseks üks positiivne mõte:
kui Su tuju pole kiita, kui Sa kuulad parasjagu Lily Alleni laulu "Everything's just Wonderful", siis looda, et keegi võõras ilmuks su msni ja küsiks esimese asjana: "hey, hows it going?".
Kui see "keegi" on juhuslikult viirus-programm - ja sa seda ei tea (vastasel juhul oleks ju igav!) - on su hea tuju garanteeritud!
(juhul kui sa muidugi õnge ei lähe vms:D)

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lisaks vabandan kohati konarliku inglise keele pärast, sest ta "tippis" üsna kiiresti vastu ja mul polnud väga aega sõnastuse üle mõtlema jääda.
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peale viimast rida lõppes vestlus "blokeeri ja teata väärkasutusest" 'neiu' viiruse kahjuks. But I guess that's the way that things go... (read juba varem mainitud Lily Alleni laulust "Everything's just Wonderful").